Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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