dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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