I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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