He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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