Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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