she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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