She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
