Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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