I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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