People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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