You really coming over, don't trick.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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