just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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