Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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