i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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