And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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