I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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