Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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