I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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