that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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