great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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