i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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