I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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