to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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