You really coming over, don't trick.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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