your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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