This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
false alarm, still single
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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