Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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