Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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