so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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