in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Do plants get herpes?
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