yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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