Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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