Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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