see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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