she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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