Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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