He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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