you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Im part way to drunk.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
