So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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