butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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