Me. At least after what I've been through.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize