Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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