no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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