Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
you never un-have a 4some
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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