Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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