Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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