8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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