well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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