he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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