I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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