Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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