he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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