he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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