what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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