She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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