this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize