I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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