i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
