I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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