i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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