Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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