About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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