Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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